国外幽默风趣的段子

1、“You say that you love rain, but you open yourumbrella when it rains.You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when thesun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, when you say that you love me too.” 你说你爱雨，但当细雨飘洒时你却撑开了伞； 你说你爱太阳，但当日当空时你却往荫处躲； 你说你爱风，但当它轻拂时你却紧紧地关上了自己的窗子； 所以当你说你也爱我，我却会为此而烦忧。

2、My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “Go to hell.” 我对你的深情无法付诸言语， 除了一句“滚一边去”！

3、My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life 我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻， 我这辈子就毁在你手里。

4、Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you cause I was pissed. 爱是上天赐福，爱情多么美好， 可我与你同眠只是因为喝醉。

5、Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 善良、聪慧、多情而性感， 可惜这些你一条都不占。